Nice to meet you. Now please stop following me.

So, I am just a normal twenty something girl livin' in the city. I have great friends, a hobby that I hope to somehow turn into a career, and a cute, yet crappy, day job. Something else about me: I smile a lot. Almost constantly. This could be the problem.I smile at friends. I smile at strangers. I smile at people who annoy the crap out of me. If I injure myself, i just smile harder. Maybe that's it. Maybe it's that I have big, blue, dumb eyes that make me look sweeter than I am. Maybe. I don't know. What I do know is that I am a freak magnet. Some of the men I attract are obvious, mouth-breathing, glassy-eyed weirdos. However, most are a little less obvious. Guys who seem sweet and normal until they introduce me to their stuffed animals as "mommy" or lock the doors and put on chicken porn. Yes those are real examples, and yes that is what this blog is about.